happy birthday! you should get a facebook so that people like me know in advance. plus then you can get vampire bite or scrabble applications to show the world how cool you are.
i am still working on hunting a certain present that i have been searching for since last summer. maybe i'll find it soon...
Those are the only two uncool pictures of me that exist and my daughter is mean and thankless for posting them. Also for her role in causing the chair to be woobly so it would spontaneously disassemble and deposit me upon the floor, the mirth of my offspring and distaff belying he potential tragic injury to my person. We are not a happy Papa. Also it should be noted that the only one of my chibluns who spoke to me on my birthday was Benny, who isn't, technically.
Note to World: Do not pity A.P. too much. His oldest and youngest offspring attempted, from Brussels, to speak with him on his birthday, and when he was not reachable on the house phone, they tried calling two family cell phones. When he neglected to answer any of these calls, his devoted and loving daughters re-called the house phone and left a warm and caring birthday message on the answering machine.
Was A.P. attempting to avoid communication with his daughters so that he could later paint them in a bad light? It seems likely.
Luthien watches way too much "60 Minutes," or whatever The Fox Network calls its version thereof, in which billions of idle viewers presumably have the time and inclination to participate in vast right- and left-wing conspiracies. In reality, Luthien's poor old Papa struggles 14 hours a day to divine the truth and share it with his Dutchman counterparts throughout the Lebanon Valley. Alas, there is no painting. --A.P.
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happy birthday! you should get a facebook so that people like me know in advance. plus then you can get vampire bite or scrabble applications to show the world how cool you are.
i am still working on hunting a certain present that i have been searching for since last summer. maybe i'll find it soon...
Those are the only two uncool pictures of me that exist and my daughter is mean and thankless for posting them. Also for her role in causing the chair to be woobly so it would spontaneously disassemble and deposit me upon the floor, the mirth of my offspring and distaff belying he potential tragic injury to my person.
We are not a happy Papa.
Also it should be noted that the only one of my chibluns who spoke to me on my birthday was Benny, who isn't, technically.
Note to World:
Do not pity A.P. too much. His oldest and youngest offspring attempted, from Brussels, to speak with him on his birthday, and when he was not reachable on the house phone, they tried calling two family cell phones. When he neglected to answer any of these calls, his devoted and loving daughters re-called the house phone and left a warm and caring birthday message on the answering machine.
Was A.P. attempting to avoid communication with his daughters so that he could later paint them in a bad light? It seems likely.
Luthien watches way too much "60 Minutes," or whatever The Fox Network calls its version thereof, in which billions of idle viewers presumably have the time and inclination to participate in vast right- and left-wing conspiracies. In reality, Luthien's poor old Papa struggles 14 hours a day to divine the truth and share it with his Dutchman counterparts throughout the Lebanon Valley. Alas, there is no painting.
--A.P.
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